This is too good!
They Cut My Britches Off! - Hilarious
In case you do not know him - Mark is a Baptist minister with a funny sense of humor, and a member of Bill Gaither’s team.
Here, Mark tells about having a motorcycle wreck (while not wearing a helmet) and what happened to him afterward. Acceptable for all ages.
Thursday, October 31, 2013
They Cut My Britches Off - FUNNY Video
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Read all the way to the end!!!
Some good advice with a bit of humor at the end! Be well, everyone!
For more on the H1N1 Swine Flu,
please read this article!
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Please do not forget your flu shot!!!!
(The First Half of this makes sense, but I like the second half better)
Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air. Open doors & windows whenever possible.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
Get plenty of rest.
OR Take the doctor's approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol...
Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So.......
I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona ...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio...(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh...(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...
If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!
My mother always said,
"A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!"
Live Well
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Friday, March 20, 2009
De Stress
A strawberry blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART!
Why WAL-MART??
HELLOOOOOOOOO!
WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!
Read articles about CATS
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