Showing posts with label email. Show all posts
Showing posts with label email. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

This is why I forward jokes

This explains why I forward jokes.

A man and his dog were walking along a road.
The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years.
He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble...
At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl,
and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold.
He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.
When he was close enough, he called out,
'Excuse me, where are we?'

'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered..
'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked.

Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up.
The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?' the traveler asked.
'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.
After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed.
There was no fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

'Excuse me!' he called to the man.
'Do you have any water?'

'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.'
'How about my friend here?' the traveler gestured to the dog.
'There should be a bowl by the pump.'

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.

When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree..

'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked.

'This is Heaven,' he answered.

'Well, that's confusing,' the traveler said.
'The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.'

'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates?
Nope. That's hell.'

'Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?'

'No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.'



Soooo...
Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word.

Maybe this will explain.

When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do?
You forward jokes.

When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact,
you forward jokes.

When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know how,
you forward jokes.

Also to let you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for,
guess what you get?
A forwarded joke.

So, next time if you get a joke, don't think that you've been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of today
and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.

You are all welcome at my water bowl anytime.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Announcement

There were probably many, many times this year when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you, or got on your nerves with all the e-mails I send.




So today I just wanted to tell you..........




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Suck it up, "Cupcake" !!!

Cause there are NO changes planned for 2010 !!!

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Virus

Here are two warnings about computer viruses. Beware!

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There is a new computer bug going around that claims to be Barack Obama's acceptance speech. It was started by a bunch of criminals in the Ukraine All it will do is send them all your pertinent information. If you receive an E-mail claiming to be Barack Obama's acceptance speech DO NOT OPEN IT. DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY! Spread this around to everyone you know. It is true and has been valid ated on the Snopes Web Site. There are other subject lines that also contain viruses. They are noted on the Snopes site.

Snopes -- they say it's real. See :
http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/obamaspeech.asp

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Hackers are sending spoof YouTube messages to users to say they have been caught on a spy cam and the video has been posted on the internet. The scam aims to trick users into clicking the link to the video.

The messages appear to have been sent from YouTube and has led to a malware strain detected as Autodelete.G. If the user clicks the attached link a vicious bug gets automatically downloaded.

Read more... http://www.computerweekly.com/Articles/2009/01/15/234241/youtube-messaging-system-compromised-to-spread-malware.htm

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Read more about YouTube at YouTubeStars.com!

Friday, September 21, 2007

Jesus is walking the World.




Dear All,

When He gets to your PC please escort Him to the next point of stop. Change the subject line and let your friends know where He is leaving from. Please don't allow Him to sleep on your PC. The message He is carrying is very important and needs to go round. May God bless you as you do this -
AMEN



Jesus is walking the World. Please pass Him on so that He can reach His destination. Say a prayer then pass Him on to bless others. This is really interesting how someone did this. Our assignment is to love and spread the gospel throughout the world. Have a blessed day and touch somebody's life today! I just did. He's walking around the world - via e-mail!! Pass it on so He can get there.
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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Welcome to Email Gems!

This blog is a collection of emails that are circulating on the internet. I began collecting interesting and inspiring emails on our LookingForClues website back in 2003. The first set of Email Gems is here. In 2006, we added some Email Gems posts to our original LFC Blog; read them here.

Now, in 2007, we've decided to create this Email Gems blog here on Blogger. Check back often, we intend to add new posts on a regular basis. Thanks!