Here's a funny cartoon that came in my email today. I obscured the one bad word a little just so I'm not responsible for teaching any little kids the F word!
LITTLE JOHNNY AND THE CLASS TRIP
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This is such fun to watch...another amazing animal story.
This 10-year-old King Penguin was rescued from a fisherman's line and refused to leave after he was healed. He was adopted by a family in a small town in Japan and became a beloved pet who has his own personal air-conditioned cold room. Lala is so smart - he walks to the fish store with his little backpack to shop for fresh fish every day.
A PINK DOLPHIN..AWESOME! WHAT A TREAT!
Think pink ... you're not seeing the world through rose-colored glasses: This albino dolphin is pink.
Unique ... the bottlenose - first spotted in Lake Calcasieu, an inland saltwater estuary in Louisiana, by boat captain Erik Rue, 42, in 2007 - has surfaced again.
Attraction ... tourists are flocking to the lake in hopes of seeing the rare mammal.
Rare sight ... "Pinky" is believed to be the only pink dolphin in the world, and has
"reddish" eyes. It is usually spotted with its dark grey mother.
One of a kind ... there are only 14 other known albino dolphins in the world, all of them white.
Healthy glow ... "The dolphin appears to be healthy and normal other than its coloration, which is quite beautiful and stunningly pink," said Mr Rue, who estimates he has spotted Pinky more than 40 times.
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This is a real video from a French documentary about Africa. You won’t understand a word, but the video’s a hoot.
There are trees that grow in Africa which, once a year, produce very juicy fruits that contain a large percentage of alcohol. Because there is a shortage of water, as soon as the fruits are ripe, animals come there to help protect themselves from the heat.What happens next, you can watch for yourselves.
(It is funny...but I also feel sorry for these poor critters...who are going to feel REALLY bad before long...)
This is a test for Smart People..
I have determined that You qualify.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Scroll down...
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door . This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer:
The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:
You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
Like I did, you'll probably want to send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends. But just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.
