Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving 2009



I just wanted to say HAPPY THANKSGIVING
here is a poem from me to you (I did not write this poem)

Thanksgiving

T..... is for our thankfulness for many joys and blessings...
H..... is for our homes so warm and bright...
A..... is for autumn, time for harvest and abundance...
N..... is for nature's beauty and delight...
K..... is for the kitchens where good food is cooked with love...
S..... for spicy fragrances in the air...
G..... is for the gathering of family and friends...
I..... for the inheritance we share...
V..... is for the vision that the Pilgrims held so dear...
I..... is for high ideals in all they planned...
N..... is for our native country brave and great and free...
G..... for God's great goodness to our land.

THANKSGIVING DAY

Thanksgiving Day will soon be here
It comes around but once a year
If I could only have my way,
We'd have Thanksgiving every day.

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There were probably many, many times this year when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you, or got on your nerves with all the e-mails I send.




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Suck it up, "Cupcake" !!!

Cause there are NO changes planned for 2010 !!!

Friday, November 6, 2009

Things To Ponder

If you have sex with a prostitute against her
will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?







Can you cry under water?







How important does a person have to be
before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?







Why do you have to 'put your two cents
in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny
going to?







Why does a round pizza come in a square
box?







What disease did cured ham actually have?







How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?







Why is it that people say they 'slept like a
baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?







If a deaf person has to go to court, is
it still called a hearing?








Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON
TV?







Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?







Why do doctors leave the room while you
change?


They're going to see you naked anyway.







Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?







Why do toasters always have a setting that burns
the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?







If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is
there a stupid song about him?







Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in
the carpool lane ?







If the professor on Gilligan's Island
can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?







Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto
remains on all fours?


They're both dogs!







If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all
that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?







If corn oil is made from corn, and
vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?







If electricity comes from electrons,
does morality come from morons?







Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune?







Why did you just try singing the two
songs above?







Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?







Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?

1909 Ford

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THE YEAR 1909

This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine!
The year is 1909.
One hundred years ago.
What a difference a century makes! Here are some statistics for the Year 1909 :
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The average life expectancy was 47 years.

Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub.

Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.

There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles of paved roads.

The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.

The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower

The average wage in 1909 was 22 cents per hour.

The average worker made between $200 and $400 per year ...

A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year,
A dentist $2,500 per year,
A veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year,
A mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.

More than 95 percent of all births took place at HOME.

Ninety percent of all doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION!
Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which
were condemned in the press AND the government as 'substandard’.

Sugar cost four cents a pound.

Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.

Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.

Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used
Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.

Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from
Entering into their country for any reason.

Five leading causes of death were:
1. Pneumonia and influenza
2. Tuberculosis
3. Diarrhea
4. Heart disease
5. Stroke

The American flag had 45 stars.

The population of Las Vegas, Nevada was only 30!!

Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and ice tea
hadn't been invented yet.

There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day.

Two out of every 10 adults couldn't read or write.
Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school.

Eighteen percent of households had at least one full-time servant or domestic help.

There were about 230 reported murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A.!

Now I'm forwarding this to someone else without typing it myself.

From there, it will be sent to others all over the WORLD - all in a matter of seconds!

Try to imagine what it may be like in another 100 years.

IT STAGGERS THE MIND!