A drunk man, who smelled of liquor, sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his coat pocket.. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, do you know what causes arthritis?'
The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'
The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned.' Then he returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'
The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.'
Thursday, March 24, 2011
WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
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Monday, March 7, 2011
The Human Camera
3 MILLION Views On YouTube!
Beautiful Minds: Stephen Wiltshire
Stephen Wiltshire is a star savant artist from London. Stephen is autistic, yet he is able to draw a perfect aerial view of a city after only one helicopter ride. I got this email and checked out the video below and was amazed! I watch a ton of videos and few things amaze me, but this did!
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THE HUMAN CAMERA
Once you see this, you will be blown away. If you have never seen
this before, you are in for a treat. Some of us wonder what the best
computer is in the world - got to be a brain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAfaM_CBvP8
THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!

Friday, October 29, 2010
a Bad Halloween Story
A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP.....
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
The coffin stops.
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