SEX AT 73
I just took a
leaflet out of my
mailbox,
informing me that I
can
have sex at 73.
I'm so happy, because
I live at
number 71.
So it's not too far
to walk home
afterwards.
And
it's the same side of
the street.
I don't even have
to cross the road!
~~~~~
Answering machine
message,
"I am not available
right now,
but
thank you for caring
enough to call.
I am making
some changes in my
life.
Please leave a
message
after the beep.
If I do not return
your
call,
you are one of the
changes."
~~~~~
My wife and I had
words, but I didn't
get to use
mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying
to
find your glasses
without your
glasses.
~~~~
Blessed are those who can
Blessed are those who can
give without
remembering
and take without
forgetting.
~~~~~
The
The
irony of life is
that,
by the time you're
old
enough to know your
way around,
you're not going
anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before
woman so as to give
him time
to think of an answer
for her first
question.
~~~~~
I was
always taught to
respect my elders,
but it keeps
getting harder to
find one.
~~~~~
Every
morning is the dawn
of a new
error.
~~~~~
The quote of the
month is
by Jay Leno:
"With hurricanes,
tornados, fires out
of control,
mud slides, flooding,
severe
thunderstorms
tearing up the
country from one end
to another,
and with the threat
of bird flu and
terrorist attacks,
are we sure this is a
good time
to take
God out of the Pledge
of Allegiance?"
~~~~~
Aspire to inspire
before
you expire.
~~~~~
For
those that prefer to
think that
God is not watching
over us....
go
ahead and delete this.
For the rest of us...
pass this on!
