Saturday, April 16, 2011

Nine Months Later

Nine Months Later

Leroy and Bubba who were buddies, decided to go fishing. So they loaded up Leroy's minivan and headed east of the mountains, were the lakes were plentiful and the fish were almost jumping in the boat. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible sand storm, blizzard like. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

I realize it's a terrible sand blizzard out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed. She explained. I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.

Don't worry Leroy said, we'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light. The lady agreed, and the men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of fishing. But about nine months later, Leroy got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the fishing weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bubba and asked, Bubba, do you remember that good looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our fishing trip east of the mountains about 9 months ago?

Yes, I do, said Bubba.

Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?

Well, um, yes,' Bubba said, a little embarrassed about being found out, I have to admit that I did, but she explained that she was so lonely and needed male companionship, because it had been a long time. We had a good time!

And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?

Yeah I did, I'm sorry, but why do you ask?

** Now drop down for the conclusion of the matter**





She just died and left me everything.

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you? Admit it; you know you keep that smile for the rest of the day!)

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