The Delivery

The delivery

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's Father.

He asked if they were interested.
Both said they were very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced Before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home they found the mailman dead on the porch.

Nine Months Later

Nine Months Later
Enjoy!


Leroy and Bubba who were buddies, decided to go fishing. So they loaded up Leroy's minivan and headed east of the mountains, were the lakes were plentiful and the fish were almost jumping in the boat. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible sand storm, blizzard like. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

I realize it's a terrible sand blizzard out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed. She explained. I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.

Don't worry Leroy said, we'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light. The lady agreed, and the men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of fishing. But about nine months later, Leroy got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the fishing weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bubba and asked, Bubba, do you remember that good looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our fishing trip east of the mountains about 9 months ago?

Yes, I do, said Bubba.

Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?

Well, um, yes,' Bubba said, a little embarrassed about being found out, I have to admit that I did, but she explained that she was so lonely and needed male companionship, because it had been a long time. We had a good time!

And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?

Yeah I did, I'm sorry, but why do you ask?

** Now drop down for the conclusion of the matter**


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She just died and left me everything.

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you? Admit it; you know you smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of the day!)