A gas station owner in North Carolina was trying to increase his sales, So he
put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck
pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him
to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free
sex.
The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The
number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."
A week later, the same redneck,
along with his brother, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for
his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him
to guess the correct number.
The redneck guessed 2 this time. The
proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this
time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his brother, "I
think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away free
sex."
Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife
won twice last week."
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