Friday, September 14, 2012

USMC Best Joke of the Year

This is a very political time in history, and this joke has political overtones.  I am not posting it because I support or don't support the underlying political commentary.  I am posting it because I find it to be amusing!  I like these kind of jokes.  They set you up; you're expecting a certain kind of outcome, but then they get you with a surprise ending.

If you think it's funny, pass it on!  If you like the political message, pass it on!  If you hate it, pass it on and tell your friends why its so bad!


A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dressed and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!.

And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.

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