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Posted by Bill at Monday, July 14, 2014 0 comments
Here is a quick funny joke that I recently found in my Email Inbox. It may offend some because it plays on a very important religious precept. If you know that you become offended at this kind of humor, please check out another post here, or visit another site. Thanks!
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While the priest was presenting a children's sermon,
He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial,
but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.
In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.
The priest called on him and the boy said,
"I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.
Posted by Bill at Monday, April 07, 2014 0 comments
Labels: child., Christian, Christianity, church, joke, priest, religion, Resurrection
OH, HOW IMPORTANT TO WALK THE WALK & NOT JUST TALK THE TALK !!!!!!!
The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could
have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get
through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up..
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn,
flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. So naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
Posted by Bill at Monday, March 03, 2014 0 comments
Labels: car, Christian, joke, police, politically correct, religion
This video is over 6 years old, but it is making the rounds via email these days.
Eating Disorders are serious business, but this video pokes fun at fad diets as well as drinking too much.
Is it funny or did they go too far? You decide. Share it with your friends and see what they think of this.
Lose weight with this amazing new diet plan!
("What's my secret? I drink beer!")
Almost 2 Million Views!
Posted by Bill at Monday, March 03, 2014 0 comments