Brain Study.... Interesting!

EVERYONE THAT KNOWS ME KNOWS I AM STRANGE-MINDED. 

 

Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind.

 

And better than that: Alzheimer's is a long, long, way down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you.

 

To my "selected" strange-minded friends:

 

If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends. Only great minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting!

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If you can raed this, you have a s trange mnid, too. O nl y 55 pe o p l e out of 100 can.

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FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT

USMC Best Joke of the Year

This is a very political time in history, and this joke has political overtones.  I am not posting it because I support or don't support the underlying political commentary.  I am posting it because I find it to be amusing!  I like these kind of jokes.  They set you up; you're expecting a certain kind of outcome, but then they get you with a surprise ending.

If you think it's funny, pass it on!  If you like the political message, pass it on!  If you hate it, pass it on and tell your friends why its so bad!

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A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dressed and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!.

And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.

The Farm Class Trip

Here's a funny cartoon that came in my email today.  I obscured the one bad word a little just so I'm not responsible for teaching any little kids the F word!

LITTLE JOHNNY AND THE CLASS TRIP !!

 

Just when you think you've heard every animal story, this one comes

This is such fun to watch...another amazing animal story.

This 10-year-old King Penguin was rescued from a fisherman's line and refused to leave after he was healed. He was adopted by a family in a small town in Japan and became a beloved pet who has his own personal air-conditioned cold room. Lala is so smart - he walks to the fish store with his little backpack to shop for fresh fish every day.